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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

Join us at !coffee@lemmy.world if you're addicted to the first one.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't think capsaicin is that much of an insecticide. AFAIK its primary purpose is to deter consumption by mammals since the seeds are more likely to survive if eaten by birds (who are immune to capsaicin).

Of course that makes it extra amusing that we're specifically after this stuff.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, because we like it so much, we cultivate it and protect it, ensuring its continued survival. In a way, the plant has domesticated us.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We domesticated dogs. Cats domesticated us.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

My dog does nothing but eat and play, i feed him and pick up his shit

Dogs also domesticated us

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plants: evolves to produce chemical that causes pain from consumption

Humans: evolves to become masochistic

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

its impressive how much our species loves to evolve in order to ingest more toxins

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is truly funny if you take a step back and think about it like an alien would. It’s like when little monkeys that live near humans steal the booze sometimes or intentionally eat fermented fruit because they’re filthy little alcoholics. Fascinating little critters we are

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 4 points 1 day ago

It's not just humans, my dogs have always liked pickled jalapeños and a bit of chili

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 13 hours ago

You forgot about the bitter garbage that's inside of cabbage cultivars. If you're a normal person you know that they taste like death. If you are a weird mutant you think they taste somewhere on a scale between acceptable and delicious.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago

Menthol too.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

don't forget cocaine and cannabinoids

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Which both go well with cacao

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[–] miked@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Now, you are talking my language.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

:absolutely drowning food in Sriracha: the spice must flow

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My friends look at me crazy when I add Sriracha to my food. It's not even that hot it's just good.

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let’s not forget thc, morphine, and psilocybin

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Coca, cacao.

Psilocybin isn't produced by plants but by fungi.

[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Correct, but fungi grow on organic substrates, therefore some of the nutrients required for their metabolism stem from plants. Also, no mention of DMT? I’m heavily disappointed in y’all!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

Oh yeah! My beloved DMT :) How could I forget

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You’re right. Mushrooms aren’t plants. I stand corrected

[–] jama211@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Knowledge is knowing they're not a plant. Wisdom is still putting them in the plant section in the grocery store.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

There are at least two plant sections in the grocery store! And more if you consider that the shelves have plants as well.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Indeed they are not. They are their own category. Their cell structure is between plant cells and animal cells. A fungi cloud works similar to a brain. They are the things that make life possible. There are fungi living in our body which keeps us alive, we use them for bread, beer and penicillin among many other uses, they break down dead plants to create food for new plants, they divide food and communicate between trees, but they are themselves not plants. The largest living organism on earth is a fungi by the way.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

And then there are sponges.

They are plant animals, not animal plants. Most of them.

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I did not know that about the oldest living organism thing. where is this ancient fungi?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Largest, not oldest. In Oregon, between 2500 and 8500 years old. But fungi existed before plants did, 1.3 billion and plants 700 million years ago. So fungi are much older.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gone, but there used to be giant fungus "trees" called prototaxites

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototaxites

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

there's actually new research saying prototaxites may not have been fungi, but belonged to an entirely separate kingdom that's now extinct. one of the defining characteristics of fungi are that their cell walls contain chitin, the same stuff that makes arthropod shells. prototaxites was found not to contain any chitin, while other ancient fungi of the same age as prototaxites already did, so it's not a feature of fungi that was adapted later. prototaxites was also found to contain microscopic structures that don't exist in any known fungus species

edit: damn, someone beat me to it while I was trying to find the details

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[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

From your link.

In 2026, research comparing fossils of a prototaxite species with other eukaryotic fossils in the same location found it to be structurally and chemically distinct, suggesting that Prototaxites is not a fungus and instead belongs to an extinct, previously undescribed kingdom of eukaryotic life.[1]

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12822639/

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Heh... learn something new every day

Edit: it sounds like it's a hot topic

It is widely considered a fungus, but the debate is ongoing.

[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

From the paper I linked, it's really interesting. They think it might be a giant eukaryote previously undefined.

We hypothesized that if P. taiti was a fungus, fossilization products resulting from the selective preservation or diagenetic alteration of glucan sugars would be present, derived from the original main composition of the cell walls including chitin (a polymer of N-acetyl glucosamine), or resulting from the recombination of glucan and protein into new melanoidin-like compounds, like those found in Fungi and arthropods in the Rhynie chert (39). To test this hypothesis, the previously assembled dataset of 47 samples, representing six higher taxonomic groups (39), was combined with 55 additional samples from these six groups and P. taiti (see the Supplementary Materials for full spectra for each sample, images of all sample spots, and details of taxonomic assignment). We then developed a novel analytic pipeline comprising two key steps: data exploration (step 1) and modelling (step 2) (fig. S3 and Supplementary Text Extended Methods). Step 1 aimed to show that biologically informative spectral bands correlated with taxonomic classification of specimens and that molecular fingerprints of organisms in the Rhynie chert retained information regarding their biological affinities, and to select the most relevant spectral features for further modelling. In step 2, we built classification models using supervised machine learning approaches to provide a robust statistical framework to accept or reject the taxonomic classification of each sample based on the selected spectral features.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Cool. I'll have to go back and read that tomorrow.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

Mammea Africana: 😏

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tobacco leaves are not good eats. Don’t do it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

FIVE

HUNDRED

CIGARETTES

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah, give me all 3.

My gut does not run without it

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I watch the poopy show too

[–] ag10n@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Not me, drinking coffee, having some Lemon OG, and some nicotine.

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