You can also make banana bread in the bleach dispenser at the same time.
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This is factually accurate.
Your clothes won't be clean but you CAN do it if you so choose π€·π»
I mean it may clog the washer, but that doesn't mean you can't use em at least once.
The sucrose in the beans is starch. Starch is great for clothes. Clothes washing is a chore. Guess what, everyone. So is the dishes.
Amazing life hack. 11/10
For the uninitiated: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64528935
Ah, I still don't get it...
Really? The comments should have helped from the link inside the link. They were laughing about how few people were here 3 years ago and said people will upvote anything, even this can of beans. Then the legendary shit posters started posting beans in funny ways to make it ironic or satire.
Right, but what about the beans?
The beans are the friends you've met along the way.
Edit: I also think we should make Saturdays officially, "Over-explanation Day."
Were you on Reddit when "The Narwal Bacons at Midnight" was the shit?
But why make models?
I donβt use the instructed number of beans written or indicated on the scoop, I just use a dash of beans, we all use too many beans in our laundry to the point thereβs excess beans in all our clothes.
My advice is always throw In a bean or two in the wash directly
Added a sausage to keep shinning colors
Good thinking
This works, but you have to use kidney beans and you have to mash the beans first. I just use refried beans.
I think dried fava beans work, too. Not fresh, though.
Brits love this one weird trick!
Ha! This is ridiculous
Indeed. Everyone knows this will ruin your clothes. You should use Ketchup instead.
I'm very excited for return of the beans. Not as excited as for when the moth posts return, but such is the cycle of life.
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