I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
I took too many days off
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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six nights a week and a matinee on Saturdays
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Sorry to hear that reminds me when I lost my job at the keyboard factory, I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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