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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

I’m pretty sure this is the beginning of the movie Soldier (1998), starring Kurt Russel.

So... We're not getting the Terminator apocalypse? It's going to be The Matrix apocalypse after all?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Trueborns, quiaff?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Honestly, I think that artificial wombs will be quite good for society.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

No, it wouldn't. It allows companies and states to mass produce human beings with whatever genetic variations they wish. Women are a very critical resistor to that kind of consolidation of control of our species.

[–] sleet01@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

Lois McMaster Bujold pretty definitively argues for this in her Vorkosigan books.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Bro imagine how big we can get our skulls with no pelvic floor!

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I agree. Based on my secondhand observations, pregnancy is 9 months of discomfort in one form or another, followed by plumbing problems for years afterwards. Nobody should go through that if they don't wish to.

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

We second this, as a trans woman, it would be really nice to actually have a child like any other woman even if it's through external means, or for women who simply don’t want/cant carry a child safely or are of parents who cant conceive/aren’t about to convince easily.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I don't claim to be an expert on the endocrine system. But I know enough to know it's the most complicated system in the body. Possibly more complicated than the brain (my area of expertise).

And only recently did scientists figure out how to high jack the endocrine system for weight loss and not without plenty of side effects.

So in order for a baby to come to term, it must be exposed to different hormones , at different levels, at different times that come from the mother.

We can't produce all of those hormones. We can't even currently determine all of hormone needs of a fetus. So there is no way to meet these needs. Not to mention the protein needs. Again, many of which are made by the mother. And can't be synthetic.

We can grow an embryo in a container for quite a while. weeks. Maybe even a few months.

Sure, you can attach it to a roomba with temperature control.

But that's not the same as being able to grow a baby to term.

[–] Muffindrake@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chinese propaganda slop. Nothing substantial to see here. I don't even know why this is not immediately deleted by mods.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

There are two sides to your point.

If you remove it, someone just will likely see it somewhere else.

If you don't remove it, people get a chance to challenge it in the comments.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Because it's lemmy.

[–] jnod4@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We just need something "good enough", it doesn't need to be fully developed, just to grow up enough to mop some floors, maybe pick some items in an amazon warehouse

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Brave New World vibes

[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

All these related AI claims like "AI will cure cancer" or anything related to AI solving otherwise unsolved scientific problems are always hilarious. Curing cancer or any other disease requires us to fully understand the biological mechanisms of the disease enough to then even attempt to affect it with a drug.

AI learns and does its thing via input data from human knowledge and our current understanding. How can AI possibly gain an understanding of the disease mechanism or biological/biochemical system beyond that which humans understand? Not to mention it can't perform any sort of experiments to even test an idea.

Sure I can appreciate it speeding up certain analyses that are otherwise tedious to do ourselves, but it's never going to spit out some magic bullet cure

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm not a brain surgeon. I'm not even in medicine.
Cog neuro.

But my point was I know a lot about a complex system. And even compared to it, the endocrine system looks insanely more complex.

But also that clip was pretty funny. I'll save it back for the next time I sound pretentious.

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

eh.. I see the taunts much more likely being "his dad's a techbro"

[–] dregan@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you had told me 30 years ago that China would be "Brave New World" and the US would be "1984" I would have thought that you got it backwards.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

30 years, yes, but for the past 15 or so it's been clear that China is pulling way ahead in every metric. I think home ownership has been in the 90s% for a long time. Likewise, the fall of the American empire started with Reagan, it was clear where this train was headed, capitalism will always end in fascism.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Hallmark of the Maoist Revolution was guaranting every citizen owned the land they lived on.

Also what kicked off the Tianamen Square riots. Deng's privatization reforms went against the Maoist principles of public ownership, in pursuit of a modern urban industrial model. And the public backlash erupted into street fighting in the capital that killed tens of thousands of people.

Likewise, the fall of the American empire started with Reagan

A bit early to close the book on American Empire. It took over a century for the UK to come off it's Victorian Era peak. Along the way, they created modern computers and jet engines, which they used to commit multiple genocides.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cool, now we can make orphans with technology!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Can the robots crush them too or does that require different robots?

[–] Beangut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hopefully some bright mind will be able to merge this with the crushing machine and we can enter a new golden age of technology.

[–] randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It is just a concept right now. It has not yet delivered any live births.

"Despite optimism, experts state that the technology is still far from full implementation." https://thaitimes.com/a-robot-to-give-birth-the-chinese-announcement-that-shakes-the-world

The same proposed robot went viral in 2025 but was entirely fake: https://www.livescience.com/health/fertility-pregnancy-birth/pregnancy-robot-from-china-is-fake-but-is-the-technology-behind-it-possible

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Both those links are about the same (fake) robot by Kaiwa Technology.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sickened by how many "flawed trials" are going to result out of such a thing before it "succeeds."

Even as a goal, this is so wrong on every level. The stuff of nightmares.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Why the fuck does it have to have a robot body?

What's the point? Just make an artificial womb and be done with it.

Just tacking on dog shit robotics just means it's needlessly complex and has more fault areas.

More dumbass tech shit.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right, so there's a 99.9% chance it's AI generated for clickbait

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[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The answer is: gen AI slop.

However, the obsession with bi-pedal robots is creepy and weird.

I watched someone on YouTube talking about it but can't remember the channel.

Basically, there is no single task for which bipedal is the best format, it's only suitable for the range of tasks humans can perform. However, we just don't have the tech to make that format viable. As in, they can't do the dishes or clean the bathroom or take out the trash.

Demonstrations of bots doing those things are in tightly controlled environments with loads of programmed parameters.

Its appealing because everyone wants a humanoid to order around, but that's about it.

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

I am pretty sure the picture is not representative of the actual device.

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Finally, I can clone a Duncan!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago
[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago
[–] redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago

Aside from the obvious technological barriers to achieve this, are they going to turn them into soylent green when they're no longer useful and old?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a promising way to end surrogacy abuse in the 3rd world. I hope that future is realized.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

"His mom is a Kranger!"

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Wasn't this a thing in both the matrix and dune?

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The movie is called "the pod generation". Makes sure you read those terms of service...

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why yes women having to carry pregnancies for nine months and then having to go through the pains of giving birth is a good thing we should not relieve them of that burden even when technology allows that thank you for asking.

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