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Means to deceive (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

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[–] Fortatech 30 points 2 days ago

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 71 points 2 days ago

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago

Litterly saw and had an interview where they ask for "experience in vibe coding". What has this world come to...

[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’d like to see AI sit thru a 90 min retro

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol 90 minutes.

I sat in a retro for 10 hours.

my boss' boss told my boss if it happened again, they would be fired.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I only had one job with scrum as a daily part of it and we had a 30 hour planning session once a quarter (over 4 days)

I can't even imagine a 10 hour retro.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

tbf after the first hour it became a meeting for process improvement, and then became a planning meeting. doesn't help that we had seven people crammed into a 5ftx8ft sized room with no windows, no ventilation, and an old school halogen powered projector.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Can an AI do the mandatory annual HIPAA training? I think not!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Take my job, please!

[+] eyekaytee@lemmy.world -12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

lemmy hates ai, hot take 726491

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whats hot about it? This is the most obvious thing ever; most people hate AI.

If you dont hate it for personally inconveniencing you/ruining your favorite service/being shoved down your throat, you hate it for stealing your local water supply/increasing electricity costs/being loud as fuck/increasing computer costs/expediting climate change/stealing from artists.

That being said, liking AI is very right wing, and right wing people only understand memes, so memes are the best format to convert them

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago

Nobody hates AI outside Reddit and Lemmy.

[–] eyekaytee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

the number after the words hot take indicates the number of times this has been a hot take, eg. at this point you’re just circlejerking

[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most people

Until you put down your phone, leave the house and realize nobody cares.

Blaming AI for “stealing your water” instead of the mayors who accepted those data centers is the most lemmy thing ever.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Right, but the core of that idea is that AI is what the water is being used for, thus hating AI. Yes, mayors/governors primarily, but AI is what it's being used for and the water being stolen is the reason to hate.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well these platforms actually suck though. Probably deepseek (the whale?) too or is that the fairly trained local one?

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

deepseek is censored, you must be thinking of Mistral or something.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Ah probably I don't know any from any