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Means to deceive (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

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[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I’d like to see AI sit thru a 90 min retro

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol 90 minutes.

I sat in a retro for 10 hours.

my boss' boss told my boss if it happened again, they would be fired.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I only had one job with scrum as a daily part of it and we had a 30 hour planning session once a quarter (over 4 days)

I can't even imagine a 10 hour retro.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

tbf after the first hour it became a meeting for process improvement, and then became a planning meeting. doesn't help that we had seven people crammed into a 5ftx8ft sized room with no windows, no ventilation, and an old school halogen powered projector.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Can an AI do the mandatory annual HIPAA training? I think not!