this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 50 points 13 hours ago
[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 88 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

Well what's the text? oh.

[–] RovingDiary@lemmy.zip 57 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Now on Disney+

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago

Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago
[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago

"You pass butter"

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 16 points 15 hours ago

YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

[https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.

I'm glad they get breaks.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Hey at least he HAS a purpose.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 14 hours ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 9 points 14 hours ago

At least he's a valued member of the comunity

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

Waddya mean "just" seems pretty important.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

The brain the size of a galaxy...

[–] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

The fate of some protoss zealot

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

Well that's interesting/freaky as fuck.

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

hey man, sometimes God puts you on earth with a purpose

https://youtu.be/FoIkN4yX-jk