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[–] LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

They're only noodles Michael.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 90 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Next time just order it with naan.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

My favourite!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, I have Trypophobia.

[–] X@piefed.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 weeks ago

Completely fake; no women on the internet.

Completely gay, as no vagina present

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
"I'm sorry, I can't eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar...."

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm sorry, I can't eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat"

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Or ordered something with one cup.

[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?

Good chances he approached her first.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"maggot invested gums"

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I'd love to see the maggot infested gums video.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's definitely a day to read this.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids these days, the bit from The Lost Boys it'a been done elsewhere.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not barfy. Where's the real video?

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Get an *arr...