Greentext

8728 readers

665 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

407

Anon makes conversation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

24 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 90 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Next time just order it with naan.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

My favourite!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, I have Trypophobia.

[–] X@piefed.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.