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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] mantricx@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

McQueen size

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 127 points 3 days ago (14 children)

Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.

Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 142 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 61 points 3 days ago

Flock camera.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Chandelier is a bit feminine

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago

This is a hell of a way to discover I'm a women

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

For the first forty years of my life, I could not understand people (including my mom) who disliked overhead lighting. Now, I would way rather fumble in the dark than have that stuff glaring at me (grudging exception if I am using a knife in the kitchen). It's become a minor source of friction with my husband. I don't understand what changed.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How can I make my wife hate overhead lighting?

I hate it more than sand

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

The most satisfactory setup seems to be great indirect and task lighting that is just as easy to turn on and off as the overhead. Requires lighting purchases and maybe installation, and maybe "smart" switches if there aren't switched outlets or other readily accessible places for the controls, which is a barrier. As an intermediate step, a different colored (warmer white) and less bright bulb in the overhead can make it more tolerable.

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 19 points 3 days ago

Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like

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You may not like it, but this is what building wealth and saving for early retirement looks like.

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Psssshhhh!!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn't even anything TO stub your toe on!

I'm just clumsy.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.

Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming.. closets are for ladies?

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Less empty = more thing

less fem = man thing

The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos

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[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but also many more skulls of all sizes, just strewn around the place, he'll also need more shelves and things to put all the new skulls on them.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It's sure to be a conversation-starter, too!

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[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

obviously a joke. but it's great to see a normal living space on the internet even though it's abnormal in style.

everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.

real people have clutter and lack 5k an hour interior designers!

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I saw one yesterday where the person didn't use a pillow case and the spots on their pillow and bed where they presumably lay were browned. Is that normal?

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[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF'IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF'ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE (not that there's anything wrong with expressing femininity).

[–] Zier@fedia.io 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!! And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something? Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers' attention away from the void.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Like swords over Damocles

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago

Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can't get access?

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 days ago

waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 3 days ago

Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Put a pentagram above the bed and it's done.

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like that's getting back to feminine witchy territory.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay fine, put a big masculine poster of a muscled up Satan with hot abs and cum gutters and pretend that's straight.

Maybe some dumb bells in the corner.

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Replace the white closet frame and doors with natural wood. Get rid of that skull. Replace it with a taxidermy black bear. Hang a sword above the closet doors. A really goofy looking one from the mall. Unmake the bed. Throw some Cheetos on the floor.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The way you decrease both the emptiness and femininity of this space is to get rid of all the retail mall goth shit, rev up the table saw and make some actual furniture.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

Leave it as is and land a banging goth chick

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 3 days ago

How do I make this more incel?

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam 😅

My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol

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