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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 49 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Funny thing is... there's 10+ McDonald's' within walking distance of Big Ben.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As an American, you vastly overestimate the radius of 'walking distance' from a given point

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

These are all distances I've walked a number of times... often drunk.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

speaking into my fbi earpiece "we have a confession that they aren't a true freedom fighter. swarm, swarm!"

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Yeah but how many Ryan goslings are there

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And they inlh serve McBean on McToast 😔😔😔

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 35 points 4 days ago (6 children)

My knowledge of London, Ontario is entirely guides by NotJustBikes so I may have a little bias

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Miles and miles of stroads!

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

He's quite gracious, all things considered.

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

TIL, I had no clue Ryan Gosling came from Fake London, an obvious shithole.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you and your love of concrete hellscapes full of gas stations, strip malls; lining endless stroads with wide lanes clogged with penis enhancing oversized, non-hauling trucks. Truly a modern marvel of urban design that is inviting for living-- not.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

You just described most cities in North America

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

McDonald's is not a positive.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 4 days ago

None of those things are particularly positive.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When people talk money, do they just say the word money, make coin noises, or just list world currencies? I need to know to blend in

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Money Dollar Euro Money Rupee. Ching ching.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I didnt know ryan gosling was born in fake london, thats insane actually

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Canadians are more similar to Americans than Americans are similar to Americans. He's also an actor so he's trained to sound like a Californian.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Oh i knew he was canadian but didnt know it was fake london

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

don't forget that stopping for red lights is optional in Southern Ontario

[–] jownz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yellow means speed up!

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[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

More about other comments than the post itself: why are everyone so aggressive here, what the hell?? 😭

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well... maybe its me and the terrible environment I create in some of my shitposts. It's like casting an AOE poison spell when I say X thing everyone here likes is bad. Tends to create a somewhat hostile comment section. Maybe it's that a ton of people on Lemmy truly believe everything they think is objectively correct.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also, Space Mom lives there.

[–] grinka@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm amazed there isn't a New London.

But then again, why would you leave the original london and go anywhere?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are 15 "New London"s in the USA, plus others in Canada, Bermuda, and Norway, it turns out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_London

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

There's also a London on a random Atoll i've found on Wikipedia last week. It's a banana plantage.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

New London is a shitty town in Connecticut

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tell me you've never been to London, Kentucky without telling me you've never been to London, Kentucky.

Just a little more slice of heaven for the rest of us, I suppose.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Why would anyone volunteer to go anywhere in Kentucky?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Worst place about living in London Ontario. You’re living in London Ontario

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