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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 hours ago

I used to want to be immortal. Now I understand those who don't want to.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

It isn't always binary (dead vs alive) you are more likely to slip, fall and become disabled. How does that fit the quantum immortality?

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

As JcbAzPx said, you'll continue in all timelines where you're alive. No matter of how injured you are. Eventually, you'll be just a brain kept alive through thermal fluctuation. (Theoretically, entropy can spontaneously go down, the chances of this happening going down exponentially the more entropy we're talking about. Think about shuffling a deck of cards, and getting a completely sorted deck of cards. Certain at 1 card, 25% chance at 2 cards, and basically zero at a full deck, but still theoretically possible.) Eventually, you'll be a disembodied brain suffering for all eternity from phantom pain.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

Quantum Hell.

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You continue in any time lines you're still alive in. Even if you don't want to be.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 47 minutes ago
[–] crashex@crazypeople.online 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ran from a wildfire recently when the wind turned suddenly. In a few universes I am now BBQ.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

Yet in all universes, you taste delicious to me. ❤️

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Ok, but hear me out. What if the universe is the insides of a quantum computation doing a Levin search based on reversible computation? Aka every time you truly hesitate before making a decision you’re doing a quick-save?

Edit: oh, and it’d be lazily evaluated in this case

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 hours ago

Crawling around a claustrophobic attic in a heatwave recently and I had a panicked moment where I decided I had better get out before hyperthermia made it so I physically couldn't.

Pretty sure there is a parallel universe where firefighters are cutting holes in the ceiling to extract my rotting corpse from behind an aging air handler.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Damn I didn't realise other people thought like this

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Bold of you to assume other people exist

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

As far as I know, there's no evidence of the many-worlds interpretation, which quantum immortality relies on.

Also, quantum immortality doesn't mean you can't die, it means you'll go to hell when you do. Eventually you'll be reduced to a state where you can only think, with no way to interact with, or senses the world at all, making you dead for any observer who is not you. And you'll stay in this state forever.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Did you respond to the wrong comment

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Quantum foam makes me roam...

[–] enphurgen@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

I mustve died many many times cause the universe im in now sucks

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Too real ...

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I sometimes think about this playing video games, especially Tomb Raider. The protagonist never ever failed. From their perspective they must feel invincible. Kind of explains Lara's cocky attitude.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Game idea: narrative focused crpg, with a relatively straightforward plot, but the protagonist remembers every time you reload and his every death, progressively tries to figure out what's happening, all while trying to actually succeed the original plot because that also seems important.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Not a game, but I remember a choose your own adventure style video series on YouTube where if you choose some early bad ends, the main character will start acting more and more reluctant to follow your choices.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Some options I know of:

  • The Forgotten City
  • Deathloop
  • Stuck in Time
[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

All good, but not enough fourth wall fuckery in those time loops

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe the closest that I know of so far: Rue Valley?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Just looked it up, there happens to be a 50% sale for it on steam right now.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Slay the Princess kind of goes in that direction.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I hear good things about it, but am not particularly one for horror, still considering picking it up at some point though

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 36 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Quit the nonsense. It is plot armor

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