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it wasn't miller time (lemmy.ca)
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[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would be worth it to watch the missile hit, and then a cloud of bats gets sucked out of the fuselage

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, now, bats are super important for the environment and do a lot of good. He would burst into a cloud of human feces or something.

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

We are Dracula Shitbomb

With our title track: cloud of human feces

Cmon, excrement is an important part of the carbon cycle /s

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Does Möbbels travel everywhere with Shitler?

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised Wormtongue ever leaves his side.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Who else is on diaper duty?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This guy has some serious Hitler vibes. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he tried to take over after Trump somehow.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

isnt he jewish descent, which would make it funnier.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

He is. His own family despises him.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Some have speculated he's running the show behind the scenes while Trump is the hypeman for the MAGA third of the country.

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I doubt that is speculation as much as it is gossip which is likely truth. The Grand Old Pedifiles have a long history of running the country from the shadows. James Baker and Dick Cheney are prime examples.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone has to be running things and it's definitely not gonna be the perennially incurious guy deep into late-stage dementia.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Trump can't even run his mouth.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

i think its thiel running the show. miller is just a mouthpiece, and trumps handler.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

If that decoy plane had been blown up by an Iranian missile it would have been the funniest punch line of all time.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

oh how i wish miller's "time would come" -_- in a very specific way

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

/ other angle: "TRUMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS JEWISH EMPLOYEES!!! IS HE AN ANTI-ZIONIST??!"

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I feel like about half the time Trump's choices are driven by his childlike impulses of spite and self-aggrandizement.

But then the other half are sort of made on a coin toss so he can forget about the choice and get back to shitposting and self-aggrandizement.

So really, about 1/4 of Trumps choices are halfway decent based on chance alone.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Iranians had rumored asshole seeking middle technology.