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[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Who the fuck can afford to train with 4.62x39mm??? Even the steel-case trash ammo is now >50cpr.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

For Burger Town

[–] graphito@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear, ended up living in a woods and posting my favorite propaganda on Lemmy

Doing my part and all that

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Hot take incoming, black polymer furniture is better than wood in every way.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Genuinely thought you were talking about chairs and tables, was about to make a joke of 'What are you, living in a public school?'

But instead I'll just call you wrong and say wood feels so much better in the hand than plastic (ayoo)

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

I'll take that hate. But I kinda like the idea of being a damn good loot drop.

[–] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

Youshutyourwhoremouthtwoworldwars

Until you sit out in the sun all day. Remember to wear gloves and sunblock.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

How dare you sir

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Isn't Asahi a Linux distribution? /j

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Practice shooting while drunk? Why?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

Because I'm going to be drunk when the fighting starts!

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't get it.

I'm guessing do boot camp, then go to a Japanese base?

[–] wilt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

“You won’t have this, you will have that.”

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I was thinking it's what soldier will keep and what they will sell for booze.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

Asahi Super Dry is a trash beer. So... train to be trash or something?

Edit: Super Dry is the McDonald's of Japanese beers. Try anything from Minoh Brewery and then tell me with a straight face that Asahi doesn't make dog water.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

that's an opinion you're entitled to even if it's spectacularly wrong.

it's a fantastic beer, especially with sushi and sashimi.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's the worst of the big 3. Both Sapporo and Kirin beat it by miles. That being said they did make a can that you pop the entire top lid off and it mimics a draft beer, so at least there's that.

But Japan's craft beer market is relatively young, so trying to decide between which light lager is slightly different than the others is kind of pointless anyway. At least other options are relatively common these days, even if it's expensive and they don't have the variety that the states does.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

It’s the worst of the big 3. Both Sapporo and Kirin beat it by miles.

agree re: sapporo, do not agree re: kirin ichiban. but eh. I don't get much japanese craft beer opportunities.

[–] sen@lemmy.zip 0 points 14 hours ago

I didn't know it was possible to be so wrong

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Hey Asahi is good stuff, don't shit on Asahi

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boo. Way better than any American slop beer.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

That's a low bar to clear tbh.