But eventually I got a serious gf and forgot that normal people shut the door while pooping. I can still hear her shriek as she walked by "WE'RE NOT THERE YET!"

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you still have a serious girlfriend!

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We became serious friends which was much better for us. (She also wanted, and now has, kids. I didn't and don't.) But I was one her bridesmaids/dude at her wedding.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’m glad things are better for you!

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Dude, are you ok?" -- cat probably

Edit:Formatting

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 12 points 1 year ago

If you sit on the toilet too long, you’ll get hemorrhoids. -Your cat

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've also got a silver toilet guardian:

Doesn't scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.

His need to be in the bathroom if there's a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

My grey girl wants bathtub water so if I go to the bathroom it's also kitty watering time.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Emotional support 👌

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

She’s so pretty!