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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
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Alert the bodum?
Get doxxed bitch, I know what you look like now
Would be a good reaction image. Or the base for a soyjack...
Also, wherever they live has a table, chair, and a wall that has things on it. I can probably find that on Google Maps.
I'm hideous.
Impossible, with such broad shoulders.
Solid 7/10.
Are we talking about my looks or my iq score?
I'm just glad the reflection of the photo taker doesn't include a naked dude.
There's always next time.
I’m profoundly disappointed the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.
Speak for yourself
Bodum t'ssh
It took me a second, but I got it.
Just plunging all of France into chaos
Hey thats funny you can't do that here
Terrible pun. Thank you
...Internet?
The French press.
Thanks, I recognized it as a coffee thingy but beyond that I was lost
C'est terrible!
...Cafetiere?
i think in the US they call it a 'French Police'
French press.
(The press is also what we call our news media)
I choose to believe this is true
...Media?
Magnifique