You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?
Yeah they wouldn't have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.
Yeah, he wasn't a big flight risk.
Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!
He's gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.
Pelica is not a country, dammit!
Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish... I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?
For shore, you pelican't fish with them around.
I play a word scramble game and once “pelican” came up as “lepanic” and now I can’t help but call them Le Panic in my head when I see one. But yeah… jerks.
LOL now I got that stuck in my head :)
And I La Panic'ed big time when I caught my first one!!!
Dude probably didn't had a valid Füllerführerschein (permit to use a fountain pen.)
I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.
What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can
No sign of them pelicans, eh?
It's just the one pelican actually.