this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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[โ€“] Nima@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago

ATBGE. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah no thank you, im not touching money that was in your shoeussy

[โ€“] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's 100 bucks. I'll touch a shoeussy for that.

just watch it's a chick tract

You can't convince me this isn't a camel wearing pants

[โ€“] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 19 hours ago

Shoes you can wear jandals in.

[โ€“] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the camelification of the human race is running smooth

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's Joe, he had a heat start.

[โ€“] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sexy footwear you've got there, Donatello

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've only ever seen a human with camel toe in the pants area. This is the first time seeing camel toe on toes that aren't actually a camel's.

[โ€“] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

What about moose knuckle on knuckles that are not a moose's?

[โ€“] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Reverse cowgirl

[โ€“] Dookieman12@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Andonyx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wait wait wait, I know he's a cyborg-ninja* and all, but do his ninja feet have high heels?

*Which happens kind of a lot in that world.

if you bought ninja feet would you get the ones with or without heels those things are expensive

[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I knew I saw this somewhere.

Also explains why it seems oddly sexy

[โ€“] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

Try not to suck the toe challenge

Toe-Mocsยฎ

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Jeans and sensible boots, modern cowboys have come far

โ€žNinja-Cowboys II - The revenge of the Cyborg-Piratesโ€œ

[โ€“] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I need these

[โ€“] tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Camel Boots sure have evolved.