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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love it! I'll have the , , , , , , , , , , , and !

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You were supposed to say, "'s deprecated!"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, just tried it, it doesn't move...

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Well, can I have instead of the , then?

[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I come from the school of "there are only 3 tags; form, button and div"

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Input is an attack vector, better to remove it.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So the form just sends a blank request?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fact that the form was sent at all is all the input you need ofc

You can modulate binary through form submission. If you can't, you need to RTFM

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh. so like now?

Get out of here with that aside or main tags.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Love me some semantic elements! Great for accessibility. Show some love for our friends out there who need assistive technologies. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷 🙈🙉

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago
[–] lena 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm losing my attention span, please stop spanning

[–] Pure_Psykosis@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

How about

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and,

Span

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I'm from the old school, where wasn't a substitute for (which also was a bad idea).

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Sir that is a span Cruiser

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

We al love span!