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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

How dare anyone cover up the presidential nussy?

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Lemmy tell ya, I heard the automatic censoring of genitals in Japan always catches his neck

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And we can be sure, that with his tacky taste, he would go for the leopard print.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would probably be some gaudy gold thing.

[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

“Thang”

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if someone ever snuck into the Oval Office at night and fucked his vachina.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

why would you inflict that word upon us? how did we wrong so to deserve this?

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Given how senile and self-centered he is, I'd be amazed if the number was less than one... It'd be so easy to gaslight him into thinking it was a sign of attraction.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well you guys elected a 78 year old business billionaire as president so now you have to look at him and listen to him.

Even though I have real doubts the election was honest.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have questions. Does the thong string run up the back of his head? And is there a tramp stamp on the bald under the rodent's nest?

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 9 points 3 weeks ago

All the way down the pants then up the back

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like this would be one of those "I'm Spartacus" moments

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Now I understand why MAGA people get horny when they're in Trump's presence.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Did he really post that verbatim?

Though, nowadays, if you have to ask you can assume "yes".

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

At least he shaves it.

I'm sorry. I think It vomited a little while typing that.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

hey, he finally masked up!