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[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 days ago

On one hand, a person should be comfortable to assert their boundaries and to know that it doesn't make them less respectable.

On the other hand,

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 112 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then you will die with honor

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fake: Anon has a gf? Anon can run 20mi?

Gay: Complaining about a relationship with a woman who both cared enough about him to learn and participate in his hobbies AND has now also become a literal fitness goddess?


On a serious note, if you are in a healthy relationship, you should feel comfortable telling your partner(s) when you aren’t interested in doing something they want you to do. Boundaries and communication are important

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with don't wanting to jump off a bridge into a river - you can't see how deep the river is at that spot, and its extra dangerous if the rivers are carrying as little water as they do now, because the riverbed is not flat, there may be rocks a meter or two below the waterline and that'd be it. Every year people die jumping head first in natural waters they don't know in and out.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you’re jumping off a bridge to swim across a river, then you’re already like part of the way there.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Yeah that's taking a shortcut. Real athletes swim the whole way underwater in one breath

[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think that answers anon's question: if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it???

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

How hot is the person that told me to jump? How bad of a fall does it look like?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

yeah if it was like 10ft or less off the water.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

That's a keeper right there

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Lock in bro

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Better to just die on your own terms

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago
[–] javasux@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Nut up or shut up, dude

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

anything for the tiktoks

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm jealous.

[–] Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually, maybe. Anon left out the part where getting down with an athlete can amount to outrageously good sex.