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[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think that answers anon's question: if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it???

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

How hot is the person that told me to jump? How bad of a fall does it look like?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

yeah if it was like 10ft or less off the water.