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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

its your duty to fatten em up

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

That's illegal!

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 24 points 11 hours ago

Straight to jail with this criminal

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

um actually i have 0.0002milla weight dynamic lockheedmartin switches so it would in fact press my keys

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Lockheed Martin? Did you get it for your anti-ballistic missile defense system?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

my fingers are the missiles and the keys are the defense system

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

That's the best size of kitten.

I've always wanted to breed toy kittens. But my issues with kitten mills and pet overpopulation have prevented me from doing that. We have teacup dogs. But we don't have teacup cats. I want to breed giant Russian, dwarf, hamsters and dwarf kittens. But I can't and I shouldn't.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Have you seen Flemish giant rabbits? They're bazooka bunnies

[–] jaygray91@piefed.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

big chungus is real

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There's a very sad story involving North Korea and giant rabbits

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The only story I could find after googling "North Korea giant rabbits" was this:

BERLIN: A German farmer who sold 12 giant rabbits to North Korea with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine has said he was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim Jong-il's birthday banquet.

Which I mean… they were sent as gifts to be breeding stock for meat production. It seems more like a mismanagement of charity resources than a sad story to me.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Mismanagement of resources is the saddest of stories πŸ˜”

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That’s the best size of kitten.

Wrong! We need bigger kittens. The bigger the better.

Image of giant kitten taken from The Goodies episode, Kitten Kong

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Miniature giant hamsters from outer space you say?

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Some people won't tell you they were alive during the '80s. But there will be signs.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 8 points 11 hours ago

Ma'am this smolness is illegal.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago