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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 199 points 5 days ago (21 children)

Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

gimp
finger
john the ripper
libcaca
toilet
fsck

[–] db2@lemmy.world 172 points 5 days ago (3 children)

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

man

every Command Line Interface Tool

(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF's )

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 57 points 5 days ago

Don't forget fuck

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 21 points 4 days ago

Also, in Italian "sudo" means "I sweat".

sudo nano

means "I sweat, dwarf"

[–] Una@europe.pub 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 54 points 5 days ago (12 children)

The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ah so BDSM then /s

[–] hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No just BSD

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

It must be a KDE version.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 8 points 3 days ago

To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 105 points 5 days ago (6 children)

KDE's tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The Clit is legit

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

thanks!

I've been looking for that for the past 30 years.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

klitoris: Permission denied

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (11 children)

The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Like if Nautilus is any better

Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Or nautilus. My assumption is the files are in your sea not in their cloud.

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm more of a GIMP guy.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is the GNOME version called Gock?

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"

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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

[–] zen@lemmy.zip 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.

A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gnome: GSpot. It doesn't actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 30 points 4 days ago (18 children)

I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can't find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don't want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago

GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"

[–] Scottyc65@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

Only problem with that is most men wouldn't be able to find it.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago

KDE FTW.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called "Windows App". What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

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[–] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (15 children)

I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".

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[–] yuri@pawb.social 29 points 5 days ago (26 children)

i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 5 days ago

I can never find that program...

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