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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's banned in most western countries

[–] postman@literature.cafe 16 points 2 days ago

I heard it differently:

"I'm a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike."

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Vagé Noir?

[–] d41@startrek.website 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How do you feel about minge?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

With my hands usually.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The merciless?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The character from the Simpsons?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

I remember this episode.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Oprah's minge?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Missing an extra "r" varjoiner

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.

Harbour = haabaa.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for that visual!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going by the "naur" instead of "no" that you sometimes hear

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah I was just slagging :) but yeah I hear you

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Naur you dont!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

"I speak Australian."

grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

"Vogoiner!"

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Awww that wasn’t a gay joke, it was an Australian joke, Ref!?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

If serious: I think you'd like it.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....

If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.