The parasite will tickle your intestines and force you to lose weight. All thanks to Don's Green Apple Splatter.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
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Mar A Lago's Revenge
Visited the US and now I'm just squitting Trumpwater out of my arse.
I went to the States and got Pocahontas’s Revenge.
Trumps Revenge
Mexico: "They certainly give us the shits!"
As a family owned and operated company, we are deeply concerned for those who became ill, their families, and the many Americans whose trust in the safety of their fresh produce has been shaken
What a fucking load of bull.
The likely reason for this outbreak is because you didn't provide toilets to your farm workers, who had to shit in the fields where they work.
Not even an apology for your workers, you PR scum.
Lmao. I was at a grocery store the other day and buying some grapes. Some old 70+ year old lady said I shouldn't buy Mexican produce because they use poop for fertilizer. I laughed looked her in the face and asked her what she thought we used for fertilizer. She didn't like that.
Just published today in The Guardian:
The Trump administration has killed proposed regulations for sewage sludge contaminated with Pfas and spread on farmland as fertilizer, a practice that has sickened farmers, destroyed their livelihoods, killed livestock, polluted water supplies, and poisoned meat and food products sold to the public.
Yeah he really cares about the heartland 🙄
And the farmers will continue to vote Republican.
Fertilizer just increased 50% in price. Enjoy, hicks.
Allowing continued spreading of PFAS contaminated sludge is beyond horrible because those chemicals will stay there permanently. Around 1/3 or so of USA cropland is already polluted from spreading of sludges. There is nothing in nature that can break PFAS down, so all that polluted land will have to literally be removed and stored similar to hazardous nuclear waste.
When we finally realize the damage and start work to repair it, it will be the largest remediation project in human history.
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asked her what she thought we used for fertilizer.
70+-year-old ladies. It works so well because they're full of shit.
There's a way to safely use poop for fertilizer. You have to compost it to kill pathogens first.
Neither counties do this, and that's one reason people get e-coli, parasites, and other diseases
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Don't drink Mexico's water and don't eat America's lettuce.
My bucket list just gets easier the older I get
Who the fuck is voluntarily going to the US in the first place?
A lot of soccer fans did.
The stadiums for the world cup were pretty full with non-USA
Yea if you’re willing to give FIFA money why not give USA some money too. We’re not talking about the brightest bulbs here.
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I could use some of that diarrhea right about now.
feels like I'm pushing boulders through my colon.
34 states? Isn't that the number felonies?
The number of states/felonies, so far.
This is a valid thing even without the current diarrhea epidemic.
US food is objectively shit, the poor quality and ingredients that are banned almost everywhere else being only some of many reaasons.
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RFK Jr's revenge.
Advertencia de Trumporrhea!
I would also warn against coming here for the vomiting risk, there's currently a plague of fascistic bigotritis going around
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DonTezuma's Revenge
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