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A small recompense for decades of jokes at Mexico's expense, eh?

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 24 points 1 day ago

As a family owned and operated company, we are deeply concerned for those who became ill, their families, and the many Americans whose trust in the safety of their fresh produce has been shaken

What a fucking load of bull.

The likely reason for this outbreak is because you didn't provide toilets to your farm workers, who had to shit in the fields where they work.

Not even an apology for your workers, you PR scum.