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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

And the app is nothing more than a wrapper around a website.

[–] yonderbarn@lazysoci.al 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only FOSS apps get installed on my phone. Everything else I access via website.

I used to even skip those , but I broke two phones so the third I got as a gift but its a weak one with only 1GB of Ram and a weak processor most apps run smoother than any web app so I returned to apps its a Nokia 1.3 , and good luck for any one monitoring me , it hangs randomly so I need to take the battery out , its only good feature is that its the best phone I had when it comes to network receiving

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Don't even get me started on sites that automatically load the app when you go there on a phone.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Even better is when it just opens the homepage of the app instead of a direct link to what was given.

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[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Then you get the app and it's just a browser and a skin for there website.

[–] ximtor@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But with enhanced tracking, as a little treat

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago

Yo man, you cannot run this app just to see the website without letting us to see your call history first.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This app requires location permission... Precise location... And wireless metadata And phone/SMS And contacts And camera

[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

and your soul!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago

+ 80 trackers.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 136 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just today, my health insurance told me i had to install their app to schedule a specialist visit. After installing it and logging in, I tapped the "specialists" button, and it proceeded to switch out of the app to my browser and connect to their mobile website.

ETA: as a cherry on top, these instructions were on their website, which I was looking at on my desktop. I had to switch to my phone first.

[–] nagaram@piefed.social 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't understand. Phone screens are a lot smaller so you need less code to run them.

Have you even considered how greedy you are wanting to use up so many tokens?

/s

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago

Imagining someone generating the HTML, CSS and JS on the fly using Claude is killing me

No need for any of that PHP or Jinja or HTMX shite /s

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago

I fucking hate that. Used to have Revolut but stopped using it. They been annoying me with constant emails if I won't update my data so I went and tried deleting my account. DELETING IS ONLY AVAILABLE THROGUH AN APP. TO LOGIN YOU NEED TO PROOF TPUR IDENTITY.

The comes research with the findings that, as stated in TOS, it is possible to delete an account though emailing them directly. After like 30 emails between us they did delete it. Most of their replies were telling me I can only delete my account in app. Fuck Revolut.

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 108 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Usually I just stop using their website too. Because fuck them.

[–] tomiant@piefed.world 38 points 2 days ago

Because I know they're FUCKING UP TO SOMETHING

[–] Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Reddit is doing this to their site. Sucks when you get there from Google only to have an ad popup for their app and it breaks the page and can't be removed

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can swap www. For old. And it usually works. For now

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[–] HumbleBragger@piefed.social 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And their apps refuse to run on custom ROMs or an unlocked bootloader.

[–] Jako302@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Banks are the one thing that should use apps. Browsers have too many security issues.

The bigger issue is them using the google integrity bullshit, that's not necessary.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My bank's app hangs and crashes my phone.

[–] DanForever@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you never sign into your account on the desktop (browser - I don't believe any banks have window/macos applications)?

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 2 points 22 hours ago

Because whether you agree or not, sandbox is a necessary for banking app. No other app should ever be able to EASILY (emphasis on easily) perform arbitrary read on the banking app data.

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[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Okay, I know I know that 99.9% of humans own a mobile phone, and the percentage that own a computer is much lower, but I've always hated how websites (first noticed with Google Search and Facebook) stopped caring about rendering for desktops and just utilised 30% of the screen width. Half the internet is a skinny portrait mode on a landscape screen and has been for ages

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

There's one reason I don't use LibreOffice word processor on Linux, and that's because it uses a mobile scrollbar, which is incredibly frustrating if your doc is more than a few pages, and completely unusable with, say, a multi chapter story. Just released a major UI update, still unusable, because they won't put buttons on their fucking scrollbar in app literally designed around scrolling. Fuck you, Libre.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I hope Calligra, Collabora, CryptPad, NextCloud Office, OnlyOffice (uses Microsoft formats -_-) or OpenOffice (LibreOffice's origin, reportedly even worse/older UI) are suitable alternatives! Note that not all of them have apps on mobile in case you value cross-platform usage, and NextCloud and CryptPad are web-based only. Other than that all are great on Linux.

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 days ago

It's skinny so that they can stuff the sides full of ads.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Fucking Instagram and their Web interface. Try to get the maximum video size on a horizontal screen. Bonus points when a horizontal video is uploaded to their vertical frame optimised viewer.

I did the math before: it was literally less than 1% of my screen. There's no full screen feature.

Not like it cost them even a measurable amount of money to have one developed. They keep it awful intentionally to get you to install the app. Fuck companies like that.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have trouble reading across wide screens, though, is that just me?

[–] bignose@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not just you. For more than a quarter century, we've known that if a paragraph's text lines sprawl across a wide screen, it's more difficult for most people to read. (And the same is true if the lines are too short. There's an optimal range.)

https://jamesmattison.co.uk/method/why-line-length-matters-for-legibility/

For this reason, it's good for a website's style rules to limit how wide (measured in characters) a column of text can get, regardless of how much screen there is to expand into.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago

On desktop you can change window sizes to what you want. Don’t like wide text? Use part of the screen. But the inverse is not true: if a site decides to stay skinny you can’t make it wide if that’s what you prefer.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is why I miss square screens. And I miss proper UI/UX design which makes good use of screen real estate.

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[–] riskiedingo@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I miss when UI was designed to streamline the user experience. Nowadays it makes it so hostile that you want their app in order to be able to interact with the service.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 27 points 2 days ago

And they do this because apps are the wild west of stealing user info when compared to internet

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But the app UX is even worse. It just gives you access to more functionality.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 31 points 2 days ago

It gives them more access, makes them better able to invade your privacy and snoop around in your phone.

Plus, they want their icon on your phone's home screen so you'll remember them again next time.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Got an amber alert the other day. It linked to twitter to see more info including pics of the victim. I don't have an account and couldn't view it on mobile without jumping through a bunch of hoops. Wonder how much less effective it makes those alerts that you have to have an acct to see who was fucking kidnapped.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The amount of news sites where they post Twitter comments on there stories but you need a sign in to view. What's the point of a public announcement service if you can't find out without handing a company your information.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Same with most of the world using WhatsApp for everything

[–] Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

Reason why I left reddit.

Also because I got banned.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe if we add some AI? All AI? AI in AI? Hold on, stay! C'mon! We're only going to try to figure out how much you make so we can steal your money by giving you some shit products in return! And AI will take your job...hey come back! C'mon!

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Some people are starting to get worn out by AI being pushed so aggressively and we need a way to make them interested again, so, hear me out:

AI powered AI

No more prompt engineering, you can just ask an AI to prompt an AI in an Agentic™ way and the AI will summarize the responses from the AI!

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