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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Go cry in your straight edge sundae about it. You supported this.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Anyone who grew up Mormon should have already known the largely evangelical Christian nationalists would like to destroy Mormons in the top ten wish list of people to harm if they ever get power. this isn't confusing at all. it's willfully ignoring reality.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I grew up catholic and remain shocked most Catholics don't seem to get that they're in that same boat

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

It's shocking how little they understand that Evangelicals genuinely think Catholics are closer to Satan than Satan is.

[–] stark@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago

It’s like Mormons don’t even know their own history.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which is wild, considering they're ideologically aligned. I guess the Mormons are one step too culty.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Ideologically aligned plays second fiddle to culturally homogeneous in fascism. If they're too different, they're an outgroup. How much of an outgroup only matters early on, but they're still a target, ultimately.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Their leaders are competition for the Epstein child trafficking

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago
[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 134 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Here's an idea, let's not have a list of "recognized" religions at all.

And while we are at it, Mormons and Christians and all of the rest should pay taxes, they're disgusting vampires.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

There is a valid purpose. Sikhs have special requirements for grooming. Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Buddhists, and Hindus have dietary requirements. Quakers are pacifists. In general having a list of religions you're prepared to accommodate is valuable for a military

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Here’s an idea, let’s not have a list of “recognized” religions at all.

If we don't have a list of legally recognized religions, we won't be able to rationalize pogroms against the illegal ones.

Don't you want to purge the county of Muslims? Don't you want to send all the Jews to Israel? Don't you want all those Communist Atheists rounded up? I hear a bunch of them work for the CCP.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't you want to send all the Jews to Israel?

Nah, I want Israel to not exist

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Well, that's just antisemitism.

Mods! MODS! If this was Reddit, you'd be so banned right now.

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, lets have that list, and tax them appropriately.

[–] walden@wetshav.ing 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't need a separate list if everyone is getting taxed the same.

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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn if only that religious minority wasn't racist or easily conned

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Unlike those shrewd religious majorities

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Did i read moron senator.....

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, that trumpet blowin' dude on their temples is the Angel Moroni.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Utah baybee

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It doesn't "ban them from a list", they're just not on the list under "Christian".

Ask any Mormon if they're just a flavor of Christian, and they'll be quick to tell you why they're better

They don't have a problem with drawing a line, they just don't like it when they're on the minority side of the line which is what this is about.

They'll call far right Christians "them" all day, but don't like being called "them" by anyone.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for pointing out that there's no ban on religions in the military. I've heard this blown way out of proportion a few times.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Yes, the main thing here is they're feeling a sense of Othering that they all grew up being told was a thing that happened to Mormons, but they didn't really believe it because they were loyal republicans and the majority of them live and die in the bubble of Utah and the surrounding areas, so they're a force to be reckoned with even when not the majority. Those of us who grew up Mormon (i got better!) in the Bible Belt knew that the evangelicals would never accept Mormons as fellow Christians. More understanding groups wouldn't make a thing of it, even if they have the same theological distinctions, but the Bible thumpers were always going to insist on semantic cleansing once they had their hands on the levers of power, and if the Mormons don't accept that they're only as good as Jews and Muslims, they'll get slapped down even harder by a truly Christian Nationalist regime.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Zero sympathy MAGA fucknut. The Christian Nationalists and Project 2025, that you voted for and support, are a reminder from getting chased out of Illinois, Missouri and almost losing in Utah. Go fly a kite racist loser!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

"Religious denominations"

Uh huh. We totally believe you don't mean Christian denominations, and if you were still in the leopards' in-group you'd be using this same language to defend our muslims, jews, atheists, and even wiccans in uniform.

Fuck this guy yesterday and fuck him today too.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I find it hard to believe he actually cares much. These types all value their personal power and wealth over everything else, including religion

He'll shut up and sit down like a good little Mormon when it comes down to it

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

"Your Jesus just isn't good enough to be included with all of our other Jesuses". smh /s

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Awww, but I’m one of the GOOD ~~minorities~~ fascists!

Leopard doesn’t care. Om nom nom.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

everyone with a lick of hindsight knew that eventually being a straight christian wouldnt be enough if youre black, or a white christian not enough if you're gay, or even a straight white christian man if youre not the right type of white or flavor of christian

Eventually these groups cannibalize their own.

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[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Is this cringemaxxing?

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Hey, senator dumb fuck, maybe dont exclude/include people based on religion.

[–] starbeam@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tear down that wall....Mormon education at work in that false equivalency

This guy has no decency, being a pedo protector. I dont believe he thinks Kegsbreath ever had some.

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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Mike Lee is quite possibly the dumbest Senator alive.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Tommy Tuberville would like a word...

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[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I like working against the wellbeing of people so long as those people aren't me. For real though Mormonism is just diet scientology.

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Humans are so silly. Especially in light of how serious religious simpletons are. just the silliest little apes we are. buddy, you're just a pile of poop and water. calm down.

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

not MY abortion not MY job not MY religion

not ME!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

"But I thought it would be the eastern religions that get targeted."

[–] kmirl@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

But I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face...

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Mormon Senator is a term that just begging for bad news all day long

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Look, fuck Trump and Pete from the bottom of my heart; but Mormonism quite literally does not fit within Christian theology because they deny the divinity of Jesus.

This doesn’t need to be a religious claim on my end for it to be accurate. Christians in the US only started thinking of Mormons as part of their club because they couldn’t stomach voting for Obama as the Christian candidate over Mormon Romney.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Mormonism quite literally does not fit within Christian theology

I have it on good authority that it is the only religion that TRULY fits within the Christian theology, and it's all you other guys who are wrong.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You guys should get really mad at each other and start thousands of years of war, pain, and suffering over it. It's the Christian thing to do.

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Thumbs. They can speak.

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