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We both know that's a lie
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The effect of sleeping in by going to bed early will never taste as sweet as sleeping in by staying in bed late
The feeling of waking up fully rested, an hour before you have to is better, but it only happens when you’re generally well rested
This reminds me of that time in 2007
Nah if that ever happens to me I just go back to sleep anyway, then wake up and hour late incredibly tired.
The simple fact is that we hairless apes were never meant to have the sum of all human knowledge and endless distractions available to us at all times.
We're inquisitive creatures and it's hard AF to put that phone down when dopamine loop at 1am.
I think it's more that we shouldn't have such a strict schedule. Humans used to be lazy as fuck and have immense free time, most of what they did was hangout, dick around and make crafts.
What kind of a question is that; obviously they're picked fresh off of jelly bean stalks. Which you get by covering a bean stalk in jelly of course - jelly flavor determines bean flavor. (I really don't recommend KY jelly....)
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For a second I was confused. Thought meme was talking about the secret knowledge you can find in that dream space while snoozing.
So many of life's mysteries become clear there. But then you get up and it all turns out to be unhinged nonsense.
Easy just watch this quick informational and factual Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G174Fwq7sm4
is it huggbees
Edit it was
And things are still going great :)
Also me in bed before going to work.
My personal version involves "Go to sleep" vs "Read just one more chapter of the book I'm currently reading".
At least it's much better than spending hours watching brainrot.