- My skills: swindling idiots
- My job description: CEO of a huge company
- My actual job: take decisions based on "research"
- My pay: pornographically high
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- Your skills: medicine, caretaking, team management
- Your job description: nurse
- Your actual job: all the medical work that medics feel is "below" them
- Your pay: hahahahahaha
Clearly working as intended.