this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My friend. Please be careful lmao, this is a weapon.

(nearly wet me shorts, some dummy will see this while driving and generate a news story, etc.)

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 days ago (10 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but I'm assuming someone fabricated that message on top of a picture of two people. In which case, I don't like sharing this as it's basically cyberbullying.

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Why does she give off 👽 vibes

Reminds me of the alien in American dad playing a new part, what he looks like with a wig and makeup on

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 6 days ago

It's a complete lack of eyebrows.

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[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Well, enough Internet for this week

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 24 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I wonder what kind of coffee they drink...

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago

Extract from those oily rainbow'ish road puddles

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[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

based on how they look, I'll say it's a fmily tradition

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

Incest! It's fun for the whole family!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If me and my girlfirend were both drowning

Blah blah emoji emoji

I'd save both because my girlfriend is my hand heart emoji eggplant emoji spooge emoji

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago

You and your hand are related by birth, just saying.

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[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Little Arkansas joke

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shit I told my ex I'd let her drown in a frozen lake to save my life.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And that's why you're alive and she's your ex, right?

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