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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damn. Some coke sounds good right now

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

About 6am when the alcohol hangover begins and you cant sleep so you hop in the shower and the steam loosens up your nostrils and you start feeling it a bit again but you have a headache and just want to fucking sleep

I always found cocaine as something that wasn't hard to stop because it's expensive and feels like shit quickly, and it's way easier to remember feeling like shit for a couple hours than the 20 minutes ranting about business ideas

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Been there lol

Better to end the night reasonably and with coke left over then wake up at a reasonable time and have a nice morning line (and maybe half a drink if your really hungover)

And boom not tired, not cranky, no hangover, and I swear you can ride that one morning line for a few hours until it slowly and smoothly fades out with no comedown

Like a mythical cup of coffee

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The unpopular sequel to War and Peace.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure more people like cock than peace.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cock and peace are not mutually exclusive. You can have both!

And that's exactly why this set of priorities is so repulsive!

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Too much cocaine can cause a spontaneous Aortic Dissection especially on an older adult

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Not very unlikely. The last video I saw of the man his eyes were glazed over and he was rubbing his nose like a coke hound.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he also sat on the plane for 7+hrs, sitting sitll can cause clots.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, the number of older folks who'll drop from a DVT right after a flight is kinda shocking. Every four hours ya'll, get up and work the cramps out.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

even in gay communities, thier comms said he died without coming out they dont have a problem with calling out closeted people who are projecting.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Australia is home to the world’s largest sand island: Fraser Island (K’gari), located off the coast of Queensland. It stretches over 120 kilometres (75 miles) and is a UNESCO World Heritage site, known for its rainforests, freshwater lakes, and diverse wildlife.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But is it suitable for corn cultivation?

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you Scott Morrison's new ad campaign?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, if you aren't, why are you spamming random Australia facts in threads which aren't relevant?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is my form of protest against the constant incursion of American politics into non-political comms

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, righto, I understand. My apologies. Carry on.

Although your quest is doomed, it is worthy.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago
[–] arbilp3@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

That’s nonsensical. The post you are 'protesting' against is under the AZ ‘Overseas News’ community, not under Australian politics for example.

Anything to do with body image and enhancement is going to have an effect on young men, especially those who are attracted to the Manosphere and so on. Please check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHldJls5y6s