this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 6 days ago

Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] lauha@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Nothing better than a cumtella sandwich in the morning.

[–] placebo@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pee nut isn't much better.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Is this going to turn into the cum comes from your pee thread, like that goddamn blood pee thread?

I try to get out, but it keeps pulling me back in.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I enjoy some boiled peacums

[–] alaska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I tend to add extra peacum on my sandwich.

[–] Dremz@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

And very cumritious!

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I hate when that happens, like licking a post in winter

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Like what happens to it in warm water?

[–] AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

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Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

I love chocolate bars with cococum in them

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop being such a cumcase!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

"I have a cum allergy."

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.

You wanna get cum? Come on, let's get cum.

[–] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago

My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

This is cum!

[–] SystemDisc@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago