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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] lauha@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Nothing better than a cumtella sandwich in the morning.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

I enjoy some boiled peacums

[–] alaska@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I tend to add extra peacum on my sandwich.

[–] Dremz@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 months ago

And very cumritious!

[–] AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

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Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I hate when that happens, like licking a post in winter

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Like what happens to it in warm water?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

I love chocolate bars with cococum in them

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stop being such a cumcase!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago

"I have a cum allergy."

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You wanna get cum? Come on, let's get cum.

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

This is cum!

[–] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 3 points 3 months ago

My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him

[–] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding

[–] SystemDisc@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 3 months ago

Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.