Conspiracy time.

Because of the 250 years of independence, the final will be rigged to be USA/England and the USA will win controversially.

Then trump will keep the trophy

“We cheated and still lost” is not the flex you think it is

"it was I who cheated. Doesn't that make me amazing?"

Lol I bet the commissioner didn’t expect he’d brag about it to the public.

That's not a parody quote, it's the actual quote in the Article, straight from the Horse's ass.

Wtf would Biden have to do with this

Biden was asleep

This is a fucking weird chirp coming from someone constantly falling asleep on camera.

Man they really want the Wikipedia entry for US Men’s National Team results section to have an asterisk by the number 2026, don’t they

He went and did exactly what he always goes and does: he made the thing about himself.

...and the whole football world cheered as Belgium mobbed the floor with them.

I was a great athlete and understand sports very well...

I understand penalising someone in one game but you can't penalise them for a game that hasn't happened yet.

How can anyone listen to such nonsense and be like "yeah I should vote for that guy". Every time I torture myself by watching a video of him, there's some outlandish claim of great knowledge or adeptness on a subject, immediately followed by laying out complete misunderstanding of said subject.

When I get more time I might edit this for a world cup theme...but it still mildly fits.

As an American Tottenham fan I am over the moon with how Poch has transformed Team USA and I was so ready to watch them beat Belgium without one of their best players.

Now it just looks stupid, like no one believes they could do it without this one guy. On top of the optics of it now Belgium has an extra reason to fight, it will absolutly light a fire under them. Was it a red card? No, it should have been a yellow but that's the game. You put the chip on your shoulder and go out there and fuck shit up. Now Belgium has the chip.

Just another example of the whining bitch culture the US has become under trump, the biggest thin skinned bitch of them all.

Norway is on form and are going to give England a great run and France are going to be hard to beat. People have been dogging this WC but honestly its been entertaining. The officiating has been half trash but the games have mostly been lit and the upsets have been great.

Really takes the fun out of the tournament.

I... really... I have no clue how anyone can listen to that, read that, or whatever, and not instantly realize that guy is an absolute moron. What the fuck?

What a cunt.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch

Anyone who knew someone like Trump would ruin a well-oiled grift machine.

This sorry excuse for a human being has less planning skills than a pool of piranhas.

He could have called Infantino, have the suspension reversed and brushed away tbe journalist's question with a joke, but he's even worse than Berlusconi.

Well the ownership class of the US is a bunch of Karens. We know this.

And we know FIFA is corrupt AF, even more than the NFL.

What's vulgar about it now is that it's done without a lick of subtlety or tact. The corruption is out in the open. They're doing the Qu'ils mangent de la brioche more plainly and more often than was ever done in France.

( Technical history fact: Marie Antoinette never said it, but the rumor was viciously spread and sped her way to the guillotine. The historic queen was classically trained and actually had tact. The French aristocracy, however, did not.)

Disqualify the US and bring back Cabo Verde

Lie. Cheat. Lose. Repeat.

This is 100% on-brand.

But did they tell him that balogun not only is black, but got the citizenship by ius soli, two things he hate and wants to remove?

“Me no sleep. Except at meetings. Because me SMART!!!”

That appeal on the decision from the other team will appreciate this quote