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[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 117 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The controller has 3 hours of battery life and the joystick drifts by default out of the box now.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can buy the premium subscription to ensure that feature remains disabled.

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

5 bucks per joystick calibration. 8 for both.

The left comes misaligned out of the box, the right drifts after two weeks.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's 2029. My Gamecube, Dreamcast, and PS2 still work just fine, thank you.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how does one get started replacing capacitors? what are good practice devices

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Check forums if the hardware you have is prone to issues. Some manufacturer years are worse then others because of the Capacitor Plague, but any capacitor can dry out, leak out or otherwise wear out. If a cap leaks, it can damage the traces on the board. Best practice is to replace before that happens. There are kits online for diy repairs and shops that will do it if you can't solder.

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're also old enough to schedule your first colonoscopy.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The SWAT team comes to your house and smashes them all.

[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have 4 in your library, but only 1 is installed; it's Call of Duty. Since there's no need for physical media anymore, the footprint of games has ballooned to the point where if you want to install CoD, it's going to cost you 2TB of storage. They threw in 8k textures just for the 0.0001% of players that actually have an 8k TV, and there are a lot of textures since the Big Chungus update which introduced 255 different coloured Chungus textures for every weapon and weapon attachment combination in the game.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They also animated each one in a strange uncompressed video format instead of using effects over them. They are not optional, even though 95% are from optional dlcs you don't own.

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget that you paid a %50 deposit to reserve/pre-register your "copy" of a digital game

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Pre-orders used to be to make sure you have a copy available to purchase on release day. Now there's no point in that since there's effectively an infinite stock since it's a digital product. Now it's just to get a sub-par DLC outfit that doesn't look good with anything.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

$80 is 2026 prices. It is going to be $100 at least.

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Literally, the $80 is the most unrealistic thing in that post.

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your PSN account was banned because of your social network comments and you lost all of your games.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Notification: Your Social Credit System has been reduced 2 points for posting unfavorable comments on social media. This reduces your Social Credit status from Deviant to Dissident. Your gaming and social media accounts have been temporarily suspended. You must take a mandatory course on Pro-USA affairs at your local Government Community Education center to learn how to be a better Citizen™. Your primary bank account has been charged the tuition fee of $499.99, plus $10 convenience fee, plus $10 Sony Convenience processing charge.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

A storm knocked out Internet, so now you can't play any games due to Always-on DRM.

You try to watch a movie you physically own, but you didn't buy the $350 optical addon to the digital-only version of the console.

[–] Callandor@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So depressing.

Its so going to happen

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

already does. I had a Samsung bluray player from over a decade ago that refused to play any movies made a year after it was manufactured unless I connected it to update. it went in my kids room and plays DVDs from the local library now.

1000004280

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[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Solution: Don't buy a PS6. Fuck Sony.

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[–] Erna_muse@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The future of gaming is budget pc builds and piracy.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No, budget PCs and indies - NOT piracy.

If you base your gaming life around piracy, no one is paying for the industry. No golden parachutes for Take Two execs, but also no return on indie development - every game would be by a first time studio mortgaging their house and closing immediately after.

Do not condition people around never paying for media. You get what you pay for. And if you’re not paying, you doom yourself to pages of games full of ad-driven AI slop.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If your indie game is too expensive, i will pirate it too, if it worth it i will bought, if not i won't, very simple.

Damn, i end up buying RDR2 as i finished him pirated and fell than the game deserve it.

Some indie games, where i live are still very expensive and sometimes rhe devs already have a shitton of money like Team Cherry.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the servers to crash cuz everyone tries downloading their copy of the game at the same time lol

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Steam has been fine with this for years.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Silksong crash those servers less than a year ago from everyone downloading it? You think GTA 6 will be LESS popular?

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Perhaps if people stopped buying those shitty anti-consumer consoles, but people never change, and after all, "iTs jUsT A GAme bRo ahaha" - player that bought fifa every year for the full price

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand how anyone that plays online games would buy a PS or an Xbox. Paid online is so dumb.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or, you could take control of your life back from the corpos by any means necessary.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a very nice way to console yourself.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 8 points 2 months ago

PC only, bro. No consoles for us.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

It's 2060

All consoles are digital-only, legally-required to verify your identity, and locked-down

But Linux still exists! In adapting, it's now hyper-optimized for thin-client corporate workstation terminals, the only computers still made. Distributions are shared via illegal mesh networks or person-to-person on physical media

Gamers can simulate operating a "grocery store", something that used to exist back before the States collapsed

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

legally-required to verify your identity

UK has pushing that stuff for over a year.

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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

They each cost $80. Yeah you wish they were so cheap...

If PS goes all digital and Xbox follows with their closed ecosystem, $100 is the minimum they will charge.

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I think this is a bit optimistic, no way they won't invent some new way to monetise it even more by 2029

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm kinda old and have had a couple of Nintendos but never anything PS or Xbox. I've been a PC gamer since PC games existed.

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Second-hand games for older consoles exist...

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For how much longer though? Older consoles and games are no longer being made and each year fewer and fewer will be available.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I doubt most console gamers have enough of the know-how nor the desire to figure out how to emulate.

And before you say it’s easy: yes, for many that is often the case. But for an even greater amount of people all they want to do is install the game on their platform of choice and play. Too many hoops to jump through and the casual/technologically unmotivated audience loses motivation. And the minimum amount of hoops before that ends up being the case is smaller than you and I would probably hope for.

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Don't forget fucking Secure Boot! Locked me out of one of my favorite games, Battlefield 1, all in the name of "anti-cheat"!

Fuck that noise

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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