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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 143 points 4 days ago (5 children)

FYI, this is the CEO of Sticker Mule. He's a fascist piece of shit

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He is real and running for NY 21. The flyer is satire.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was so hoping this was satire. Thank you for disabusing me of that mistake...

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is satire, but he is a fascist shitstain for real, and he is the Republican running for NY-21.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Then that's good satire.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wonderful, a specific company to boycott forever!

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Politics aside, it's a terrible company to work for. I interviewed there a few years back, and they gave me real bad vibes with the usual buzzwords: "we're a family," "looking for a rockstar," etc. I ghosted them when they tried to get me in for a second interview.

A buddy of mine ended up getting the job instead. He was there for eighteen months, said it was the worst mistake of his professional life.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Cant imagine a company lead by a MAGA Proud Boy would be a good place to work.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

On ballotopedia, he cites Roger Stone (an historic bigot and piece of shit) as an endorsement.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The guy with the Nixon back tattoo? 🤣

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 56 points 4 days ago

I find those eagles really suspect

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 74 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The eagles at the bottom give me a massive reichsadler vibe

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 84 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Matter of fact, it is the same god damn eagle

Reichsadler of the third reich (Swastika cut off because fuck them)

Eagle at the bottom

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

smh. fookin' dog whistlers. As an anarcho-passivist I'd really rather not have to punch nazis, but it's getting to the point where it seems particularly necessary, and unavoidable.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

No, don't punch them, no one should touch a nazi.

Use a gun or rotten eggs for social distancing instead!

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago

Maybe a second circumcision would be fitting?

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 61 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I can't tell if this is authentic or satire

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I'm leaning satire. If you poke around his site enough, you'll get rickrolled.

There also seems to be no such thing as "The American Foundation for Heritage-Based Circumcision".

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Evidently he guy is a fascist though, according to further up in the thread

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

This feels like them trying to "it's just a joke" a topic into local public discourse.

[–] eah@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's not his site. This is his official campaign site. He's a republican running in New York's district 21.^[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_United_States_House_of_Representatives_elections_in_New_York#District_21] The flyer pictured in the post and the website on the flyer are a parody by someone else.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also, the Donate button goes to the Immigrant Defense Fund.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I can name at least 1 worse IDF those donations could be going to.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I think it is satire. Very good satire. The proud boys, of which he is very affiliated, are very anti-circumcision for reasons that should be obvious.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 23 points 4 days ago

reasons that should be obvious.

They are not.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If it's satire, it's really close to the line. So close, that I wouldn't be surprised if right-wing propagandists ran with it, just to prove a point. After all, if a big enough group of crazies rally behind something like this, they'd be stupid not to.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Precision satire.

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This and piercing baby ears should be child abuse it should be the choice of the person when they get older

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

and intersex mutilation

DO NOT MUTILATE THE GENITALS OF INFANTS

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

"My parents mutilated me, so I want it for everyone else too, so it remains normal and I don't have to think about it and can feel superior to all those ignorant intact-dick-owners."

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How many hours of the day does the ultra right-wing spend thinking about penises?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 21 points 4 days ago

The same amount they think about gay sex, 24 hours.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

Russian flag?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 17 points 4 days ago

Stinky ass motherfuckers when asked to wash their dick:

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Whelp I'm glad I got rid of the thing before he came to power

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Fuck a circumcision candidate, I want a candidate who will take my unwanted hog and gimme a hemi powered pussy

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

He sounds like they did not only cut off a part off his dick, but also off his brain.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Moral hygiene" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This man hates the Supergirl cups at AMC theaters.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I doubt he's the first 'pro circumcision' candidate, but he's likely the first one to spend his whole campaign talking about other peoples dongs.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

he’s likely the first one to spend his whole campaign talking about other peoples dongs.

Bush Republicans beat this guy to the punch decades ago, with their fixation on prohibiting sodomy

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dunno, after perusing the website, I'm sold!

I'm so sold I'm gonna go get circumcised a second time!

https://www.constantinocongress.com/

[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Not a single before and after photo

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is it any coincidence that he's delicately grasping the microphone by the head?

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