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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 240 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Satire, right? Please let it be satire.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 102 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

Schrodingers satire?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 33 points 2 weeks ago

People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me

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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 180 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire

I think that's a very bad sign

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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 126 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Better late than never.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 105 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Let me know if you need anything else!

I hate this so much

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 2 weeks ago

It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase

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[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 90 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes

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[–] s@piefed.world 76 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Tfw you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.

And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.

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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago

this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago

we went full circle, people.

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He's our first cyborg. Show some respect.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

schizophrenia gets another prophet

[–] youngskywalker@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

Chat, are we cooked?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I'm sorry but there's just no fucking way this is true

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's bi-cameral mind theory, but it's all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it's very hard to believe it to be true!

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[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

This is some elitist shit!

Having thoughts in your head and all.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.

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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?

Really need someone to patch this issue.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.

Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sougstron@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

But this head llm makes my eyes rain.

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