this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2026
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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Peeing in a pool? No. There’s a reason they go heavy on the chlorine in public pools.

Peeing in a lake? Knock yourself out.

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The chlorine is actually another reason why you shouldn't pee in a pool. That's how you get deadly, explosive nitrogen trichloride!

(if you want to know more, here is a wonderful video about the chemical by a very nice Australian man who I adore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV_daaldE_I )

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Me, before clicking: "please be E&I.... Please be E&I.... click as yeah."

I don't do chemistry stuff, but damn do I love his videos.

I'm glad the bird that keeps nesting in the shed is okay. (I like to think it's always the same one)

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The solution to pollution is infinite dilution.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Careful! You risk making homeopathic pollution which becomes stronger when you dilute it further.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Same as with rotting corpses and smell. A dead landlord in my living room may stink up the whole house but a dead politician sitting at the far end of an indoor stadium won't be noticeable.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

"probably" doing a lot of work for ol' zug2wangsterr

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Like poison it's all about the dosage

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The logic checks out