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Religious studies? Really? Wtf is that bullshit ass class lol

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 days ago

Tank, DPS, Healer

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and the other guy

[–] smeg@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'd argue that the name Živojinović has quite a lot more ring to it.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One time I prayed to God and a different God answered my prayer in a language I didn't understand so I just gave up and became a Buddhist monk but then they kicked me out of the monastery on account of my boobs and also I was wasted on sharpies all day. So I went back home and prayed again to see if anyone would answer in my language, the only one that matters but no one answered. So then I became a Buddhist monk and uhhh something about drawing all over my tits with sharpies in a temple and some angry bald guy telling me to leave. He was nice though he gave me a quarter to call my grandma for a ride. When she picked me up she told me she prayed I was safe but some other God answered her in wing dings and I didn't understand how that was possible until I remembered she has Stephen Hawking's old rig set up for herself. So I prayed to God she wouldn't crash the car because she's not exactly mobile and guess what?! My prayer got answered by a guy named Steve who called my dad an asshole in the 5th grade. I guess what I'm getting at is if you pray to God you could have a fun adventure like I did despite the fact that there's no such thing as gods.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago

10/10 would pray again

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Onion, celery, bell pepper..

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That’s carrot instead of bell pepper you blaspheming blasphemer

[–] Beangut@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Akshully, Cajun Holy Trinity is onion, peppers and celery

Mirepoix and Sofrito is carrots, onions and celery

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Beangut@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Me too, but I'm really feeling burritos hey.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

yeah, argue some more dudes we can get a stew goin.

it's tomato, onion, ancho dammit i'll be in charge of the salsa

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Whynotall.jpeg

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago

Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila

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[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Excellent print handwriting 10/10

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Father, son and the alcohol

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm going to need a lot more spirits if I'm in the same room as my father.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll do you one better:

TAN, SIN, COS

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

Three PARTS of the holy trinity? People have gotten burned at the stake for saying heretical things like that.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Incorrect. The Holy Trinity is garlic, onion and butter.

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Ginger, garlic, green onion.

( I've been making a lot of Szechuan food lately. )

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Cajun holy trinity is onion, celery and bell pepper

Actually you know what, you're right, I'm here for the Cajun holy trinity. I basically use those in everything.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

While they were eating, Jesus took garlic clove, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.” Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. I tell you, I will not drink from this golden fruit of the churn from now on until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father’s kingdom.” When they had sung a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Onions.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So is the Simarillion the old testament?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

An eclectic collection of random bits of unfinished work jammed together by someone wanting to sell it?

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure which one you were referring to there.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Each individually the only god, but distinct from each other.

F=G, S=G, Hs=G

F+S+Hs=G

G=0 or G=∞ depending on what seems more reasonable to you.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

thx for breaking that down for me.
now I can skip Sunday school (and instead go smoke some of god's green grass).

Father, Son, and The Holy Ghost... I believe

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Last year I had to put to rest my official copies of the holy trinity. They were well used, an inspiration to us all and I frequently re-read chapter and verse for inspiration. The savior as a humble man, a peaceful man, professing love for others (and for lunch), small of stature and with large hairy feet, endures trials and tribulations including a soldier sticking a spear in his side

But they were paperbacks, bought in 1986, and read many, many times no more cheering the coming of the light, the drumbeats from the deep, true knights on noble steeds

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That's an odd way of spelling A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

"There's only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi"

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 days ago

Poop, piss & farts.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Religious studies is mad interesting. Religion has shaped our world for two thousand years, tons of shit happened.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Two thousand years is just the most recent stuff. I agree that ancient history in general is fascinating, when the realization hits that during things you learn about in a sentence or two, whole generations lived and died. And many more generations don't even have anything about them.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago

Agreed. I just said 2k because it's relatable. History is sadly very very short.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Go further back. Christinanity before Christus ist the interesting part, how it happened and what it was before and all. And also, what religions they swallowed up and why some of it is Beelzebub and another is christmas. Oh, and also Moloch and Isis.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My teacher would bring in people from several faiths to talk about their religion and for us to ask questions.

But because I was a shitty 15 year old atheist in the early 00s, we quickly had a "no more than 3 questions each" rule, then a "only 1 question from Tar_alacaran" rule.

Honestly, if they didn't want to answer hard questions, they shouldn't have gone to a school.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Holy Trinity never disappoints. Father, Son, and the Magic Bird. Perfectly reasonable. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC BIRD

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

McLaren P1 Porsche 918 Ferrari the Ferrari

Shattered Skies, The Unsung War, The Belkan War.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

TBF, and I have no idea the context of this image, but theology is an actual academic field which covers a lot of historical texts from varied cultures.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 4 days ago

They do have that in Catholic Schools.

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