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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Fuck. I had to calculate 4% of 7 a few minutes ago and didn’t know this. I say fuck because it wouldn’t have helped me anyway.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

True mathematics derives from established mathematical theory, not some farcical aquatic armored vehicle!

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Are you sure you can stand the answer?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

It was recently discovered that all AI everywhere was connected to the Panzer all along. /s

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

transitive and commutative

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Subtraction and division is a lie! Only addition and multiplication are the truth!

[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

and, of course, only natural numbers may be used, excluding zero

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

But of course! And don't forget, they must be in the Roman numeral format.

[–] SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

In either case I would multiply 5 by 6 and move the decimal. Interesting though.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago

6 of 50 is 300. % just means 1/100. That's also a good way to think of it.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 155 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Strange Panzers lying in ponds distributing shells is no basis for a system of government…

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Surely you don't think supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As opposed to what, a farcical aquatic ceremony?

[–] Neverbeaten@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And now for something completely different

[–] Neverbeaten@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

The... Larch... ... The Larch.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

No one expects the python imposition!

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is far too useful to be a shitpost.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I know right. I even open the calculator app to verify before committing to memory this nugget.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

it's very often not useful. Like, what's 6% of 80? See. Still hard.

Also, with the 6% of 50 example it's easy without using this trick.

What's 6% of 100? 6, right? So cut 100 in half to get to 50, and cut the 6 in half to get the 3. Cut the 50 in half again and cut the 3 in half again, and you'll also know that 6% of 25 is 1.5.

Which also lets you know that 6% of 75 is 4.5. the 3 from the 50, plus the 1.5 from the 25. or just know to split the difference between the 3 at 50 and the 6 at 100.

A lot of math is just tricks for a thinking process.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

6% of 80. 1% of 80 is 0.8 0.86 is (86)/10 Which is 48/10 = 4.8

80% of 6. I'd probably think of it as (4/5)*6 = 24/5 Which is 20/5 + 4/5 = 4 + 4/5 = 4.8

Both are easy if you know how to visualise it. The benefit of knowing you can "reverse" it is that you can choose which method is easier for you to visualise. Which is incredibly useful for a lot of people

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Good luck explaining your supreme methodology to anyone that isn't a geek.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 13 hours ago

It's stupid simple..... If you know 6% of one hundred is 6, then you should know 6% of 50 is 3. You just cut each number in half.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Barely, only if you choose round and small numbers. 67% of 347 or 347% of 67 which one is easier?

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

347 is pretty damn close to 350.

350% of 67 =3.5 x 67 ~ 180+21+33=234

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Within 1% is pretty good!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

SPEAK ENGLISH! Jeez

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Another counter-intuitive percentage fact: A 10 percent discount and a 10 percent fee can be calculated in either order but they don't cancel out.

Example, 90% of (110% of 10) = 110% of (90% of 10). But neither of those is evaluates to 10. They evaluate to 9.9.

For any percentage X, and any base value C, (100 - X)% x ((100 + X)% x C) = (100 + X)% x ((100 - X)% x C) = (100 - (X^2/100))% x C

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

This one irks me to no end.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone’s talking about this math. I’m wondering about the panzer.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

They said the water could reach up to 50% of its 1.7 meter height before causing problems, panzer tried calculating 1.7% of 50 meters from head, this is the result.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Let's try this on a sale item. Hmm, let's see, the sign says 25% off $6.99. So that's the same as, let's say, 7% off $25. Oh, yeah, that is much easier. /s

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait...
So 25% off $100... is 100% off $25! Trollface

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean if you remove the word off it works. 25% off $100 is $25 100% of 25 is 25 it's still reversible you just let the word off confuse you

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

You could also make sure to carry “off” to both sides when you swap:

25% off of $100 is 100% of $25 off

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I was waiting in a car in front of a math tutoring building and was doing the math problems advertised on their window (as one does, of course) and the 7% of 250 is indeed probably easiest as 250% of 7, aka 2.5x7, which is 17.5.

I did it a few other ways, though. 7% of 1000 is 70, then divide by 4 for 17.5. Well, more like, divide by 2 for 35 and again for 17.5, but yeah... mental math is fun.

[–] manefraim@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 22 hours ago

Calcufucks?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

6% of 50

6/100 * 50/1

(6 * 50) / (100 * 1)

(50 * 6) / (100 * 1)

50/100 * 6/1

50% of 6

Works for multiplying any fraction, not just percents.

2/3 of 5 is the same as 5/3 of 2.

2/5 of 7/8 is the same as 7/5 of 2/8.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 1 day ago (15 children)

So 50% of 50 is the same as 50% of 50. Both equal 5

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Your math is revolutionary.

[–] blx@piefed.zip 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Both equal 5

More like 5 of these

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Multiplication is commutative.

50% of 6 == 50/100 x 6 == (50 x 6)/100 == 50 x 6/100 == 6% of 50.

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