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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 304 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (17 children)

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 131 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

They've dealt with him before.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Damn good catch.

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[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I didn't know "lemmy shitpost" was literal.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 143 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 41 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 21 points 5 days ago

He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 144 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 105 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (5 children)

And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Brown on white might show up on camera.

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You really think trump is going to take a dump on a white towel ?

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

might need to take a trump

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Because a puppy pad isn't manly.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

[–] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

He poops his pants often.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

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[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 17 points 4 days ago

Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 16 points 4 days ago

Put down a towel!

altr

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Guess they want to use that couch again

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago
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[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 days ago

Pedo Don is leaking.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

One could say, he trumps a lot.

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