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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

orange juice

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 7 points 3 hours ago

Put down a towel!

altr

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 178 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 80 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 38 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

They've dealt with him before.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

And that video is a year old.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

Damn good catch.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 hours ago

It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it's a bad fit but that's why I assume he wears them.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Why does his tie go down to his fucking shins? He's a buffoon and always has been.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 123 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 35 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 9 hours ago

He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part

[–] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 133 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

He pisses himself more offen though.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 98 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago

From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

[–] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Don't defame the good name of cock suckers

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[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult

[–] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

because he's homophobic.

Normal people wouldn't care but he would.

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[–] thessnake03@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Guess they want to use that couch again

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

JD prefers imported non whites but that's okay because he's top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they're against it for sub-maga

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 9 hours ago

The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

One could say, he trumps a lot.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

ozempic causes diahrrea

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There isn't a towel under him. It's his jacket.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

the jacket... he's wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

You clearly didn't watch the video then

Not want to get your eyes checked after watching my guy

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Ah, just did, and I think I heard the crinkle of his diaper lmao That's why they all sat down at once, so you wouldn't be able to tell where the sound came from. Wrong about the towel, still right about the diaper

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