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Has he tried copious amounts of injected bleach? Everybody says it works wonders.
There's a new medical procedure that needs to be done only once. Kinetic injection of lead to the brain. So simple it can be self administered, or with the help of a friend in line of sight.
I hear the russians are especially adept at it. He should ask putin for (more) advice.
There is no brain there, only poop mush ... You need something stronger.
Eeplacing mayo on burgers with Ivermectin should also help.
If it is, pulmonary hypertension will kill him regardless.
Thoughts and prayers then.
🤞
Not only that, there's a chance we'll get to see it. A sudden physical collapse after which he never leaves the hospital is not unlikely.
Buy extra fireworks this year and hold onto them, is all I'm saying.
Please let go of them once you light them up
This is like a yo momma joke. Yr prez is so fat they had to invent a new type of triple-ozempic
When the president sits around the house he sits around the house, with a tween.
I've got three family members taking this drug and have both lost a ton of weight. All of them have lost sunstantial amounts of weight. My brother is down 70 pounds.
Ain't no way Trump is taking it. He's still fat as shit.
The drug works by killing your appetite. Trump's a long-time abuser of amphetamines, which do the same thing. His current obesity means a reduction in appetite did nothing for him, which is probably why the previous anti-obesity drugs also failed.
Do any of your family members eat McDonald's 3 times a day and only sleep 4 hours a night?
They used to.
It would be extremely funny if he cheated his way to early entry, and then it turns out it isn't safe for old fucks. Like maybe that hasn't been tested since it's still early enough in trials.
Until we find out that one of the side effects is violent psychotic dementia
one of the side effects is violent psychotic dementia
It's not a side effect if the patient already suffers from it....
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
It's probably not him: he's still a lardass.
That's the point, apparently he tried other weight loss drugs and they didn't work. I guess his addiction to McDonald's is stronger than Ozempic.
Yeah there's a class of folks who have psychological issues around food and so they won't lower their eating when their hunger goes down. Which can be a real fucker since GP1s affect transit time and digestion, this might explain some of his pants pooping.
retardutide?
Just imagine how much more disgusting he would look if he lost 50-100 pounds and he was a shambling pile of loose skin.
Turns out the wicked witch of the west was orange; not green…
I'd prefer Raiders of the Lost Ark to The Wizard of Oz in this specific case.
like one of those zombies that had all the fat and flesh rot out, but their skin.. sun tanned and dried, hangs on, like some kind of moribund hipster fashionista bag.
The patient's name? John Baron
retatrutide
I had to do a double take to make sure it was retardicide... That surely would have gotten rid of the fucker
Stat reporter Lizzy Lawrence replied, saying, “I asked you, the FDA, and HHS multiple times yesterday whether this application was for the President. No one answered my question directly.” Desai then seemed to confirm that no one had answered the question, calling it an “idiotic question.”
I'm gonna have to agree with Desai here. It's a stupid fucking question. As much as I hate the guy, the only link is a 79 year old. This is national enquirer level of reporting.
No, the only links are "79 years old," "name not given," and "literally the only person in the country who was approved for this"
That doesn't strike you as "Hmm, maybe we should see if the fat-assed President is once again abusing his office for personal gain?"
Also it’s basic patient privacy. The journalist asking the question surely knows that.
He really could use a retatrutide adjustment.
Nah, just let the cholesterol do its thing.
He needs dementia drugs more.
Question for someone who knows more about GLP-1 drugs than myself - if you're taking the drug regularly, and you're also self-administering a medicinal Whopper and large fries >1x per day, will you still lose weight? The stuff works but thermodynamics still applies?
The class of drugs works by suppressing appetite. So you just eat less and feel good about it. Which makes restaurant chains very, very nervous.
Meds kill hunger. You just feel full quickly and for a long time. My coworker brings a normal portion of food to work and only eats maybe half. They told me they don't really feel hungry, but know they have to eat. They eat once a day. I'm pretty sure its just anorexia in a shot. Also this helps with physical hunger, so, if you emotional or stress eat, it won't help as much/lose weight as quickly.
Been on a GLP-1/GIP compounded injection for a year. Lost 90lbs.
I physically have a hard time overeating on fats/protiens. Like I want to vomit. Meat consumption is way down from before.
Simple carbs like starches and sugar I can overinduldge on but seem to get sick faster than before taking the medication.
It mostly helps with food related cravings but its not a silver bullet. I can still fallback to emotional eating under high stress and fluctuate +5 lbs with water retention. Its just much easier to recover.
I lost about 1/3 the weight on my own tracking everything. With the medication it tripled the rate of loss and I didn't need to track anymore. I'm much more able to trust my body and hunger signals developing a healthier relationship with food.
Does it have known side effects? Like creating the urge to create insane social media posts praising a religious entity that is of a different religion than the one they pretend to follow?
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