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Seriously. My colleague does the same shit and it made me so mad until I realised he was on his branch. Then I was like, whatever, as long as you do a proper MR.
You don't just write your entire project, then make your first commit?
/j
Yeh I use git (git commit --amend)
git commit --amend --no-edit and git push --force-with-lease
No-edit skips opening an editor for the commit message and just reuses the same message.
Force-with-lease will force push but only if your local is not missing commits that remote has. Ie other people haven't pushed anything since you last pulled.
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rebase & fixup or reset are your friends
I love editing history. Fix the bug in the change that introduced it!
Then force-push, and fuck up someone's day!
git branches are free
work in your tree
til the changes are ready
300 git push --force-with-lease a day and nobody mad
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A dev on windows? Of course that's your git log!
Looks like a normal branch where someone debugs some GitHub workflow.
You need to learn refactoring/squashing
[Test] around and find out
Is it humor because we make fun of you?
More like laughs out of relatability. Tho I am getting dogpiled for the industry standard practice of using what the company provides.
I cannot give you a 100% for consistency. You have three inconsistent check in messages: 'tet', 'FueraEstanciaRowRename', and 'Revert "test"'. You must be uniformly informative with your messages.
Me when learning GH Actions/CI/CD
I see I'm not the only one fighting with CI/CD pipelines.
nonsense, I would never use windows
my private repo is filled with "stuff", "more stuff", "new stuff", "changes" commits.
well yeah, in an enterprise project we would say "chore(test)". Semantic release ftw!
Whenever I work on something, I donβt intend on publishing, I use What the commit.
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