'Showed cooked data' .... you mean 'Committed Fraud'
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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One dead yesterday in Texas...FSD didn't even slow down and ran into a house.
The fucking idiot using FSD didn't die, just someone's grandma sitting in her living room. She wasn't even wearing a helmet or a safety vest!
When will someone be facing criminal charges for this?
Never.
Enough people have died getting literally cooked in Tesla cars, unable to get out, for me to never want to get in one of them on purpose.
Hyperloop is up and running and we've already been to mars, right??
My solar roof is getting installed right after the traffic tunnels are built, right?
Again?
Is anyone surprised?
Me.
I thought they'd just bribe and threaten the people checking instead.
Thing is, it just takes one person with a spine to completely upend things if you try to do it that way. Too risky.
Of course they did. And there’s no consequences because muskrat embedded himself amongst every government agency
This is for approval in Europe, I don't believe he is embedded in European government agencies, that seems to be a US problem.
He is a little bit, on the far right side
And yet nobody has been arrested…
What? No way, Elon Musk is a saint and they should change the face of that statue in Rio de Janeiro of some unknown wimp to his! 😭
I mean I don't really have to tell you it's satire, do I? Boil him, mash him, put him in a stew.
Makes you think about that spacex certification data.
Everything he touches is either a lie or becomes one. It's why he and the orange pedo got along and then didn't, neither one lives in the same zip code as objective reality.
Yeah… no shit…
'Allegedly' could single wordedly build a pyramid
I'm a millionaire "allegedly"
Fitting username...
Unrelated, i love your username.
You're using the word wrong. Allegedly means 'definitely did it without a shadow of a doubt, but for legal reasons we have to put this word in'
I did use it incorrectly, allegedly.
I’m a quadrillionaire allegedly.
No shit
Yeah really, no way! I am shocked!
I hope he doesn't cook data to get manned Mars shots approved. Or some astronauts will get cooked.
Anyone who actually goes along with that wouldn't be a real astronaut, just a sycophant, so.. I'm ok with it.
Fuck Elon and all of his garbage (imho)
Allegedly fuck Elon
Tesla: "chat, are we cooked?"