Was gonna say billionaires, but then I thought: why not go myself? See you on the other side, losers.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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Every white US liberal too cowardly to throw a punch
Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I'd equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.
Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?
Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.
The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces
Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it's much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.
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I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.
That's just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they're already set up.
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B-but billionaires have rights too!!
They can stop being billionaires by giving away that money anytime they want to not go into the black hole.
OMG that's actually fair
Seems like an arbitrary threshold. Does anybody actually need $900 million? Or $300 million? Or...
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Using Hawking radiation!
The GOP
I'd choose the entirety of American politics.
Politicians
Hedge fund management
Influencers
Not exhaustive but a good start
High frequency trader
Republicans.
Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?
They just merge. They're just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.
- really dense. ✅
- concentrations of mass ✅
- not extra dimensional portal ✅
you just described my ex
Every. Single. Fascist.
Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.
"are we there yet" ... "are we there yet"...
I'm not that scientifically literate, but isn't that just from the perspective of an outside observer?
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From your point of view yes. I guess it fades into the infrared and keeps fading away.
That just makes it a worse fate
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The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.
All of the Republicans.
Billonaires
Big Oil
The human compulsion to invent religions.
Aging.
I want to throw some spaghetti in. Spaghetti gets sphagettified
Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end
Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.
ecosystem equilibriates by inventing super-mosquito
It's actually only a handful out of the 3500 species that's an issue.
a radio broadcast of Never Gonna Give You Up
Bill Cipher
He'll probably make a deal with the black hole and find a way out. He is scary!
A white hole.