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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Well I read in a book that I was there. I can't actually remember more than a few hundred years back."

Ashildr from Doctor Who was brilliant.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm wondering now, how our little brains would adapt to living like for thousands of years. Would we really start forgetting things that are waaaay back?

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago (29 children)

I've already forgotten most of my childhood and I'm only around 30. So I'd assume, yes.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You would forget most everything. Even big events would become fuzzy. Do you remember what you had for lunch on this date when you were 5?

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's Friday. Rectangle pizza

[–] Techranger@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago

A breadtangle of pizza

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is that just regular pizza with rectangles on it?

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Yes and no, probably. You will remember important bits and will reconstruct/imagine other things just like you do now. Even with our short lifes not all the things you "remember" actually happened.

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I SEEN IT!!

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 100 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Small nerd gripe. Maia is the singular form of Maiar. "I am a Maia," or "I am one of the Maiar" get you there

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 138 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 134 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 130 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 2 years ago (1 children)

something-something Núma Númenor

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 34 points 2 years ago

God, I love this community.

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 90 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Doesn't matter. While that amazon shitshow tells a different story, Gandalf (as Radagast and Saruman) only arrived in the third age, long after the War of the Last Alliance. Gandalf might be infinitely older than Elrond yet wasn't there.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

I thought the way it was worded, it was still technically the second age?

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Hey Gandalf, fuck off. Were you literally there 3,000 years ago? Or are you just going "You're younger than me, so you know fuckall"?

Fuckin boomer

[–] yogi_pogi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's my take.

Bro I was alive during Rodney King riots.

Doesn't mean my opinion is more valid than someone actually there.

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think the original books ever told anything about it.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Iirc the books themselves didn't say, but Tolkien's letters say something to the effect of the Istari only having vague memories of their time as Maia, with the exception of things that they were explicitly meant to remember, e.g. Olórin's memories of being sent back after his physical death while fighting Durin's Bane.

They know that they are, in our parlance, embodied angels or minor gods, but they don't remember a ton of where they came from

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do the balrogs have the same memory issues?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

That's a very good question, and one that I don't know the answer to. I would guess no, as the point of the Istari losing their memories was to make them more like the people they were sent to save; it's not something about being embodied that made them lose their bodyless memories, it was part of their mission. The balrogs had no such mission

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

I mean, sure he was alive. But he wasn't physically there.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Is Middle-earth juxtaposed between Top-earth and Bottom-earth or Right-earth and Left-earth?

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Inner earth and outer earth.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The serious answer is it's juxtaposed with East and West. West being the Undying Lands of Valinor, and East being the much less well-explored Land of the Sun.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Christian Earth: 6000 years old

Middle Earth: 30,000 years old

Middle Earth wins again

[–] yogi_pogi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jesus vs Gandalf power scalers go!!!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Modern depictions of Jesus are correct because after the crucifixion Jesus came back as Jesus the White.

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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't understand this so I looked it up.

https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Maiar

Pretty cool.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (15 children)

So there were five godlike beings sent to fight Sauron. Only one of them did his job.

I need to reword it.

You are the big cool powerful god. One of your servants, a minor much less powerful god does bad things to the world. So you send five your other servants just as powerful as the bad one to deal with him.

A lot of time passes. Three of those spend their time chilling. One joins the bad one. The last one turns out too weak. Who solves the problem? Four hobbits.

You really should reconsider your politics after that.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn’t much of the power of the Maiar in diplomacy and setting events in motion? Gandalf was as much of an interloper and manipulator as he was anything else, and his hiring Bilbo as a thief was the penultimate piece of his mission, as inadvertent as I’m not entirely sure it was. Right? No, really, I’m kinda asking, I don’t know for sure.

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