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I read through all of these suggestions and up voted many. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Hobby horsing
That's just horsing around.
Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.
Bobsledding.
"Feel the horses, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time"
Math Olympiads (if the horses had to answer the questions, like Clever Hans).
Sumo wrestling
Not horses, but there’s a version of bullfighting in japan which is basically just a couple of bulls pushing each other around. If all goes well, neither gets hurt.
Eta they call it bull sumo
- Boxing
- Cross country skiing
- Gymnastics
Gymnastics is dressage...
Until dressage involves a backflip landing in the splits, they have a long way to go
acrobatics on horseback is most definitely a thing. and it's absolutely crazy the stunts they can pull off.
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KICKboxing. Obviously.
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Baseball
Donkey basketball is enough of a thing that I’ve seen it played multiple times with my own eyes.
Although it’s mostly for comedy rather than genuine sport.
That was a major annual fundraising event at my extremely rural high school.
Baseball
Heliskiing
Diving. No...wait...they did that already.
Politics
I agree. A good jousting tournament in place of traditional votes would be great. Put up or shut up.
Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.