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submitted 1 month ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But I just can't kick the hobbit

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago

Can you even make a Tolkein effort?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago

This shall not pass

[–] foiledAgain@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

It’s tough. I’ve been there and back again

[–] moshankey@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

It’s a hard hobbit to break.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

What the elf are you taking about?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You really shouldn't kick hobbits...

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Not even those Underhills?

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 points 4 weeks ago

I've kicked more than a few of you harder than you deserve and more than half of you less than half as hard as what you should have receieved."

and so, piss off wankers

/flips off crowd/

/disappears/